Things You Really Shouldn’t Do…

…when the IT department in your office remotely takes over your computer to update your workstation:

  • Have several tabs opened which deal with the concealed inducement of cyanide poisoning; the visible effects of cyanide poisoning (including the rapidity of death thereafter); and potential antidotes, should you wish to cure – or be in the unfortunate position of suffering from – cyanide poisoning.

Poison

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