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Monday Movie Mentions #30…

Scrooged (1988)

Scrooged_film_posterI would suggest that Scrooged is an underrated Christmas movie, as it’s certainly not one that gets talked about along with other bona fide classics of the season. All right, maybe it shouldn’t be in that conversation anyway, but it is one of my favourites.

Bill Murray has had a number of good roles in his career, but in this modernised version of A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens, he excels as Frank Cross – a money-hungry television executive, who has no regard for personnel, his employees, or even his own family. His performance as he shifts from selfish bastard to contender for Man of the Year is very funny to watch.

Although Scrooged is a take on the classic Dickens tale, it’s a very loose connection at best, which is something that the writers even make nudging references to at a couple of moments during the script. The ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future all make their appearances to show Frank the error of his ways, but it’s all done with its tongue pressed against its cheek in an almost intentionally hokey way.

Like most Christmas movies, Scrooged has a sugary ending, but it does it with its own sense of style and remains completely within its own crazy universe as it does so.

Sunday Song Suggestions #30…

Merry Christmas Everyone – Shakin’ Stevens – 1985

This is certainly one of those Christmas songs that has been there with me every December for as far back as I can remember. It reminds me of my childhood, and say what you like about the guy, but Merry Christmas Everyone is a pretty decent festive number. Happy, uptempo, catchy chorus – what more do you want from a Christmas song?

Shaky is British (Welsh, actually) so I don’t know if Merry Christmas Everyone had any popularity in other parts of the world, but it’s a mainstay on these shores, and as with all the classics – it will be here as long as there are trees and tinsel. Shaky was a bit of a heartthrob back in the eighties so I’m sure this – like his entire career – was very popular with the ladies.

It’s probably a bit of a shame for Shaky that his most popular song is a seasonal track, but those are the breaks. I guess it keeps him somewhat relevant (for one month every calendar) at least twenty years after he was bothering the charts with new material.

Friday Fiction Fixes #29…

Sacrament by Clive Barker – 1996

sacramentukp1Clive Barker has probably suffered professionally because unfortunately he was writing at the same time as that other British horror guru, James Herbert… although I’m pretty sure he’s managed to get by, so I don’t know how much hardship he’s actually gone through. Having said that, Barker generally leans far more heavily towards the fantasy end of the spectrum so they perhaps split fewer fans than I think.

I had known about Clive Barker and his standing in the dark fiction genre for a long time before I got around to reading some of his stuff. Year later I’ve still only read a few of his novels – and I don’t remember too much about any of them, so maybe that tells you all you need to know right there – but Sacrament was definitely the easiest one to get through. It’s the most grounded, and therefore the most accessible to my delicate literary palate. It would be the one I’d recommend for those wanting a soft way in.

That’s not to say that Barker’s stories are not interesting or that the writing is of poor quality, but more that his fantastical style and content is not something that I’m typically drawn to. That’s all right; we all like different things.

Tuesday TV Testimonials #29…

Sex and the City (1998 – 2004)

Tomorrow is my ex-wife’s birthday, and as that memory surfaced my mind played some rapid word association and went directly to Sex and the City, without passing Go or collecting $200. It was one of her favourite shows, and something we watched together quite regularly.

y99sexcast2_20000530_00477.jpg It’s often wrongly perceived as a show for women, but that’s both narrow-minded and inaccurate. If a joke makes me laugh it doesn’t really matter who its target demographic is, and Sex and the City made me laugh a lot.

Sex and the City followed the escapades of four (initially single) best friends. Carrie was the emotional core of the show; Miranda was the cynical one who always told it straight; Charlotte was the demure and (usually) reserved one; and Samantha was the catalyst for most of the outrageous sexual encounters.

The show was very adult in nature, and not for the easily-offended. Even by today’s relaxed standards it feels a little edgy. Its life was extended by a couple of movies, but taking their varying successes and failures out of the equation, the story told throughout the original ninety-plus episodes was cleverly written and well performed. Despite its overtly sexual tone, Sex and the City was a show that – to use an unfortunate pun – never really had any dry spots either.

And yes, I’ve been on the Sex and the City tour in New York – it was fabulous!

Monday Movie Mentions #29…

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (1989)

movieposterI haven’t asked her lately, but there’s a fair chance that National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation is my sister’s favourite Christmas movie. It’s not bad, and it’s fine to stick on in the background while you’re hanging your decorations or dressing your tree, but compared to some other seasonal comedies, it’s a little stale and uninspired.

The Vacation series of movies is a strange beast. Each one follows the Griswold family as they set about (unintentionally) ruining each of the movie’s titular holidays, so you know exactly what you’re getting into here, even if you’ve never seen one of these minor eighties classics.

Clark: Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I’d like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation is far from the funniest movie out there. It’s not even the best movie in its own franchise, let alone the entire festive genre, and Chevy Chase’s acting and delivery has always felt a little on the cardboard side, but if you’re in the mood… it is probably the most accessible and family friendly of the whole bunch.

Sunday Song Suggestions #29…

Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree – Brenda Lee – 1958

If you whizzed back in a time machine to December of 1987 the radio would be playing the same Christmas tunes then as they are in December of 2017. Slade? Check. Wizzard? Check. They’re all there. Sure, there have been a couple of notable additions since then – modern Christmas numbers that have earned their place on annual playlists – but by and large, the festive soundtrack has not changed a whole lot in the last few generations.

Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree is one of the all-time festive classics that should be on everyone’s list of favourites – a song that is made all the more special by the fact that Brenda Lee was amazingly, only thirteen years old when she recorded it. She has so much character in her voice at such a young age that you would be mistaken for thinking this was the work of a fifty year old.

Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree has been covered a thousand times, but nobody will ever improve upon Brenda Lee’s original. It’s up there with the best seasonal songs you’ll hear this month, and one that – thankfully – will never be forgotten.

Friday Fiction Fixes #28…

The Andromeda Strain by Michael Crichton – 1969

517olYALNZL._SX296_BO1,204,203,200_I have read several novels by Michael Crichton – from his biggest successes to some of his lesser known work – and he made a career out of following a tried and tested formula when it comes to the layout of the science in his books. It’s a Michael Crichton trademark, and it all started with The Andromeda Strain, the first novel published under his own name.

Charts, diagrams, equations. You can probably skip a lot of it if you want, and cut out pages of text for your efforts. You won’t miss much in the way of overall plot, and a lot of it will go over your head anyway, but the science provides a depth of story and a richness to the characters that you just don’t get with many other authors.

There are a few uncanny similarities between some settings and plot developments in The Andromeda Strain and a specific draft of the novel I’m working on, which I only realised when I read this a few years ago. That draft has mostly been washed away now, but it was a little disconcerting to know that all my hard work had, well… already been published in the sixties!

However, it just goes to show you that when it comes to writing a novel, there are no new ideas or set-ups – only twists and spins on what has already been written.

Tuesday TV Testimonials #28…

It’s Garry Shandling’s Show (1986 – 1990)

its garry shandlings titlesA lot of things I watched as a child would have slipped through the net if we consumed television then the way we do now. It’s Garry Shandling’s Show was one of those things.

I watched It’s Garry Shadling’s Show as a teenager in the UK. It was on late, when most people were in bed, and on the channel with the lowest viewing figures, so it was never really given the best chance to survive and thrive. As good and as popular as it was in its homeland, it’s popularity overseas was limited to those who couldn’t sleep or had stumbled across it while channel hopping.

From the glorious self-referential opening theme song (really, go listen to it), to the constant breaking of the fourth wall throughout each episode, It’s Garry Shandling’s Show was meta before meta was part of our lexicon. The sitcom was effectively Garry Shandling playing himself – in much the same way that Jerry Seinfeld played himself in his own sitcom – except Garry didn’t play this traditionally.

Garry would often speak directly to the viewers at home, or even the studio audience it was filmed in front of. It meant that the show was extremely unpredictable and made even the most mundane of sitcom episodes fascinating because of the added depth that the format permitted.

Monday Movie Mentions #28…

The Money Pit (1986)

2167f2aa90c5cc4628856c75248991a99821388aLooking at Tom Hanks’ output over the last twenty years or so, a new viewer to his work would be forgiven for thinking he was always middle of the road. It’s difficult to appreciate that he started his career playing in broad comedies like The Money Pit. In fact, he was one of Hollywood’s biggest comedy stars of the eighties. And he was damn good at it too.

Tom Hanks and Shelley Long play Walter and Anna, and Alexander Gudunov steals almost every scene he is in as Anna’s narcissistic ex-boyfriend. Walter and Anna buy a dream house cheaply to start their life together, but as it falls apart around them it soon becomes apparent why the house had such a low price.

The Money Pit was one of my mum’s favourite movies – certainly the comedy that I heard her laugh at the most. I must have seen it a dozen times when I was a kid – many times with my mum – and she laughed as hard the twelfth time as she did the first. She has the preternatural ability to extract almost the same value from every viewing: it’s like some kind of cinematic amnesia. I envy that, because with something as funny as The Money Pit it would be great to have that first experience back again.

Sunday Song Suggestions #28…

The Final Countdown – Europe – 1986

There was a good period of time when I was a kid, that I thought The Final Countdown was the coolest song ever recorded. Thirty years later, big hair and tight leather pants aside… it’s still pretty hard to argue against it.

This song reminds me of evenings playing pool and board games in the local kids’ club. The first time I played air guitar was to the solo in The Final Countdown, and you always have a soft spot for your first one.

I liked a lot of Europe’s music, but other than this song – which was one of the biggest singles released in 1986 – they never really made much of an impression on the charts. Europe was a greatly underappreciated hard rock band, but they existed in a genre that was quite crowded in the late eighties and unfortunately for them, Bon Jovi, Metallica, and Guns N’ Roses took the lion’s share of the attention.

Actually, The Final Countdown is really a sparse song with very little to it. There are not many words, and what there is is unimaginative and meaningless. Usually a song will hook you with the chorus, but here the chorus is almost non-existent, so the hook comes from the intro and that memorable rhythm. Thankfully, that has stood the test of time, and The Final Countdown is as cool now as it ever was.