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Friday Fiction Fixes #27…

Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck – 1937

512RYvvDVJL._SY344_BO1,204,203,200_Sometimes your fourth grade English teacher will look through the laundry list of acceptable books to be studied and pull out a clunker – and I’ve certainly had that experience – but occasionally the education system will throw you a bone and you’ll be tasked to read one of the all-time classics, like Of Mice and Men. Thankfully, I had that experience too.

I haven’t picked up Of Mice and Men since it became one of the best things I would read as a teenager, and while the moment to moment details of the story have faded somewhat in the last quarter of a century, the brotherly bond between central characters George and Lennie has stood the test of time, along with Lennie’s often repeated request – ‘Tell me about the rabbits, George.’ Of course, that makes no sense if you haven’t read it, but do yourself a favour and pick up a copy.

Of Mice and Men is probably one of the most popular and well respected novellas out there, and because of its continued popularity in the school curriculum it is constantly being read and appreciated by each new generation.

That’s the kind of legacy all writers should aspire to.

Tuesday TV Testimonials #27…

Whose Line is it Anyway? (1988 – 1999)

In the wrong hands, improvised comedy has great potential to fall flat on its face, but almost every episode of Whose Line is it Anyway? was extremely funny. Audience participation was a pivotal part of each show, as the rotating panel of performers took the most absurd suggestions from the people in attendance and turned them into comedy gold.

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The original British version of Whose Line is it Anyway? (I never watched the US version) played late on a Friday night when I was a teenager and into my twenties, although – risque commentary aside – the humour was generally quite family friendly.

The show was hosted by Clive Anderson (who can be relatively funny in his own right) and introduced me to a variety of comedians that I had never heard of before – Colin Mochrie, Greg Proops, Josie Lawrence, Ryan Stiles, et al. There were many more, but they are probably the four I would consider as the core group of players. It speaks volumes that I remember their names to this day, despite not having watched an episode of the show for many years.

Each of the comedians had their strengths and weaknesses, and sometimes it was those weaknesses that provided the funniest moments, such as Colin fainting at the end of almost every hoedown, or Ryan Stiles’ inability to keep the smile from his face when trying to play if straight.

Monday Movie Mentions #27…

Sinister (2012)

sinisterannerI love horror but it’s a genre that I find myself falling out of love with quite often. Many times it seems that even those producing it are aware of how silly it can be, so they forget to scare the audience and try to make the viewers laugh instead, and if even the filmmakers aren’t going to take it seriously, why should I suspend my disbelief for their work?

But there is nothing cheesy or fun in the slightest about Sinister. There’s very little to smile about here. It’s an oppressive and unremittingly dark movie – both visually and in tone; right down to the unforgiving way that it ends – and that’s what is so damn good about it.

Sinister was the last great horror movie that I saw at the cinema, and I’ve only seen it once. I bought it on disc a few years ago but still haven’t watched it again, because I remember how bleak and depressing it was the first time round. But bleak and depressing in a way that good horror is supposed to embrace.

Sinister leaves you with a pervasive feeling of dread that is almost palpable, and makes you want to find the nearest source of sunshine… because bad things don’t happen in the light, do they?

Sunday Song Suggestions #27…

Thunderstruck – AC/DC – 1990

This week saw the death of Malcolm Young, the co-founder and longtime songwriter and rhythm guitarist with AC/DC. His passing comes as an unfortunate reminder that I have neglected to mention them here on my site, because AC/DC is not only the greatest rock band to come out of Australia, but one of the best in the genre, from any part of the world.

I lived in Sydney – the hometown of AC/DC – when Thunderstruck was released in 1990, and it the first time I was properly introduced to the band. Hearing Brian Johnson’s raw and gritty vocals, and watching Angus Young as a thirty-something, strut across the stage wearing his trademark school uniform in this stylised concert video, was a breath of fresh air.

It’s many years later now and I’ve listened to AC/DC extensively since I was a teenager, but Thunderstruck is hard to top, and it remains one of my favourite tracks from their mighty catalogue. Although the band has gone through a plethora of incarnations and line-up changes, their sound has remained largely unchanged, and a lot of that can be attributed to Malcolm Young.

Rest well good sir, but rest loud.

Friday Fiction Fixes #26…

The Stepford Wives by Ira Levin – 1972

IraLevin_TheStepfordWivesI went into The Stepford Wives thinking a couple of things: firstly, that it was a straight up horror story (it’s not – it actually has its tongue firmly in its cheek); and secondly, that it would be at least a little longer than it turned out to be. As it is, it’s about as short as it could be and still be called a novel.

For the very brief time that The Stepford Wives hangs around, Ira Levin still manages to use a lot of those words setting everything up. The story takes place in Stepford (obviously) and follows new resident Joanna as she slowly discovers that the women of the community are being replaced by literal robots… and that she is next on the hit list. Think of a sex doll with the ability to whip up a great meal and you’ll be pretty close to the mark.

Of course, the narrative of the novel has become so ingrained in popular culture that the title is now a part of our language. A Stepford wife is a woman who is completely subservient to her husband, and exists only to do his bidding. Hell, I was even using the term long before I had even thought about reading the book.

I don’t know if Ira Levin was happy that his story was appropriated in such a way, but it has certainly helped keep the novel alive.

Tuesday TV Testimonials #26…

Dynasty (1981 – 1989)

DynastyNow let me say this from the start – Dynasty is not on this list because I really liked the show; it’s on this list because it was a big part of my childhood. You have to remember that when I was growing up, there were only four channels – in fact, when Dynasty started there were only three – so people were not as fussy about what they watched back then.

As a result of this lack of choice I had to endure a lot of television that was chosen by my parents. My mum liked soap and drama and Dynasty was one of her favourites, and because it straddled my bedtime, I would often find myself sitting cross-legged on the floor, getting into the outrageous storylines. There was something quite mesmeric about being ten years old with zero life experience and watching these grown ups cheat and lie and steal.

Superficially, Dynasty was all about oil and big business, but more correctly it was about money, sex, and outrageous shoulder pads. In fact, the entire wardrobe for the show was just a love song to the decade within which it was produced. The series also turned Joan Collins into a megastar. She was already well known by the time she appeared in Dynasty, but her portrayal of Alexis turned her into one of the best TV bitches of the decade.

 

Monday Movie Moments #26…

Rocky IV (1985)

5e8254ecad027cf9daa07b9830d21f1a--rocky-sylvester-stallone-s-moviesThere are not many movies – if any – that I have seen more often than Rocky IV. Did I have a bit of a man-crush on Sylvester Stallone when I was a kid? Yeah, probably. I have fond memories of my ten year old self pretending to be Balboa on my bed. I would sing Eye of the Tiger while using my pillow as the helpless opponent. Listen: it was the eighties, folks. You had to entertain yourself any way that you could!

MPW-65172Rocky IV is far and away the most extravagant movie in the series. It is pure entertainment with only the faintest whiff of a story holding it together. Ivan Drago is the big, bad Russian, so there’s an east versus west thing going on, but that’s very much of the time and feels very dated now. Besides, it’s not subtle in the slightest. But if you don’t take this as a serious boxing simulator, you’ll have a lot of fun with Rocky IV.

Apollo_creed_promoMost of the running time – which at ninety minutes is the briefest of the entire franchise – is a series of montages played out against the (admittedly, rather good) soundtrack, with plot developments happening in between. There are a lot of flashing lights; a lot of glitz and glamour. In fact, it’s a shame that Apollo Creed – one of the series’ most beloved characters – had to lose his life in this superficial entry. Oh yeah, spoiler alert, I guess. But come on folks, you’re thirty years late to the party!

Now don’t get me wrong – I’m the biggest fan of a Rocky training sequence that there is, but Rocky IV takes it to the next level. This is a bone with very little meat on it… perhaps symbolic, because this was Stallone at the very peak of his physical fitness. I mean, just look at those abs.

All right, so maybe I still have a bit of a crush on him.

Sunday Song Suggestions #26…

Eternal Flame – The Bangles – 1989

The Bangles produced a lot of good stuff in their all too brief run as main event players, and Eternal Flame was one of my favourites. It’s a timeless love song that people will still enjoy as long as there exists the means to listen to it, and it seems as though I wasn’t the only one with that feeling because it was played endlessly throughout 1989.

As far as all-girl bands go, The Bangles are at the top of the tree. It’s certainly difficult to think of any that has had their level of mainstream appeal and success. Of course, they flourished during the late eighties, which (as you may have figured out) is a time period when my musical tastes were being shaped, so that may have a lot to do with it.

Although The Bangles shared their lead vocal duties, Susanna Hoffs was the star of the show, and she always sounded like a million bucks behind the microphone. Eternal Flame was her crowning glory. Her voice here exhibits both strength and vulnerability in equal measures, and thankfully she never strays into maudlin or desperate, the way a lot of love songs before and since have done.

Eternal Flame is a simple song, told in a simple way, and it proves that music doesn’t need to be complex and the lyrics don’t need to be subtle or metaphoric, for a song to be memorable.

Friday Fiction Fixes #25…

The Bourne Identity by Robert Ludlum – 1980

8e3377aa1f1942d7473da1bb3b7a06eb--the-bourne-jason-bourneI had expected my experience with The Bourne Identity would somewhat follow my experience with Jaws – where I had seen the movie first and was then pleasantly surprised at how good the novel was – but that is not what happened here at all. Unfortunately my first dance with spy fiction supremo, Robert Ludlum was not a particularly memorable one.

It took me a long time to finish The Bourne Identity, and that’s never a good sign. Where the movie is exciting and energetic, the book is mundane and plodding; and while the movie has a frenetic pace, the book wastes no time getting bogged down with the minutiae of Jason Bourne’s amnesia. Yes, this could be deemed as clever detail and important character background, but for the majority of the text it doesn’t even seem like these are the same protagonists.

But it’s more than likely my fault for comparing the two mediums anyway. Had the movie not come along, maybe I would have enjoyed the book more. But we’ll never know the answer to that, which is a shame. One thing I’m sure about: The Bourne Identity was such a rigid reading experience that it has put me off reading the two sequels that complete the trilogy – and I had bought them all specifically so that I could read them back to back.

Hollywood – I blame you.

Tuesday TV Testimonials #25…

Bewitched (1964 – 1972)

bewitched25Bewitched was at least one generation before my time, but I caught it in syndication in the late eighties, and I often enjoyed it over cereal before I went to school. It played around Elizabeth Montgomery’s earthbound witch, Samantha, who was married to her powerless and constantly befuddled husband, Darrin.

Complete with a classic theme tune that is still note perfect in my head many years after having watched an episode, Bewitched is one of the best sitcoms of its era that straddled the shift from black and white to colour with grace. The show suffered a little from the exaggerated canned laughter that was very common at the time, but probably suffered a little more from the change in lead male actor towards the end of its run. Bewitched swapped one Dick for another when Sargent replaced York for the final three seasons, and it would be fair to say the latter episodes missed the wide-eyed caricature of Samantha’s original counterpart.

And all right, yes – part of the reason I liked Bewitched so much is because of the cute thing that Samantha used to do with her nose when she was casting a spell. Some guys really get off on that nose twitch that she did… trust me, you’re just going to have to take my word for that.