Tuesday TV Testimonials #11…

Ally McBeal (1997 – 2002)

AMC_1LAlly McBeal was a dramedy, before the term had really gained much traction, and when it hit television there was nothing quite like it. It’s probably difficult to fathom for those who weren’t around at the time, but twenty years ago Ally’s particular brand of trippy plot devices and wealth of quirky characters was extremely rare, and the show helped to pave the way for others to colour outside the lines as well.

Set in a Boston law firm, the show’s humour was often edgy, and it relied heavily on surreal fantasy sequences, usually as a way to explore Ally’s feelings and/or fears. This sometimes added new directions that a more traditional episodic format would have been unable to achieve.

d160865ceb86ba78711702ade79b8830--ally-mcbeal-im-sadAlly herself was one of the most talked about TV characters of the nineties. She was roundly lambasted for setting feminism back several generations and – by extension – Calista Flockhart, who played her, was also criticised for allowing it to happen. In essence there were a whole lot of people who took her far too seriously. I didn’t view her that way at all… but of course, being a guy in my early twenties, I was not the target demographic of either the show or the criticism.

fbd75f3749a3cb8e_ally-mcbeal-face-bra-e1295186067943Ally McBeal had a truly ensemble cast, and every character was memorable, unique, and ripe with soundbites and quotable lines. Although the show was ultimately about Ally and her relationships with her friends and co-workers, the dialogue was so sharp and each character had been built so well, that the show ticked over effortlessly even when she wasn’t on screen.

0c52ef779b33be468fd6ffef7dbbe028And of course, as any fan knows, John Cage is one of the best TV characters ever. A walking neurosis, he was often the best thing about any scene in which he appeared, and his back and forths with business partner Richard Fish was so good, it’s a crime those two never spawned a spin-off.

Ally McBeal was even (at least partly) responsible for bringing Robert Downey Jr back into the limelight, so even the mighty Iron Man owes Ally a debt of gratitude.

Monday Movie Mentions #11…

Bronco Billy (1980)

v1.bTsxMTYxNDQ5OTtqOzE3NTA0OzEyMDA7NDk1OzY2MAAbout twenty years ago there was a seemingly endless festival of Clint Eastwood movies on TV – this was, of course, back when people still watched TV. It was during this time that I was introduced to a lot of his performances – the good, the bad, and the ugly. Bad joke, I know.

As director as well as lead actor, Bronco Billy is one of the handful of movies where Clint managed to shoehorn his long-time love interest Sondra Locke into the mix. She always felt surplus to requirements for me, and no matter what else she has done in her career, her legacy will always and only be as Clint Eastwood’s girl.

Bronco Billy is far from Clint’s most well known film, and I can name a dozen off the top of my head that are better, but it is somewhat of a forgotten minor gem in his vast catalogue. It’s a light comedy in which Clint riffs on his long-standing cowboy persona in an old-fashioned travelling circus, as the self-proclaimed ‘fastest gun in the West’.

Antoinette: Have you ever been married?
Bronco Billy: Sure. A long time ago.
Antoinette: Did you love her?
Bronco Billy: With all my heart. Sometimes that just isn’t enough.
Antoinette: What happened?
Bronco Billy: I caught her in bed with my best friend.
Antoinette: What did you do to him?
Bronco Billy: I shot her.
Antoinette: What! What about him?
Bronco Billy: He was my best friend!

So, why do I remember fondly watching Bronco Billy from a run on television two decades ago? It’s a metaphor for where I was in my life: a simple movie that reminds me of a simpler time. And sometimes, the memory and the smile is enough.

Sunday Song Suggestions #11…

Something Kinda Ooooh – Girls Aloud – 2006

It’s time for one of my guilty musical pleasures… although why I should feel ashamed for enjoying five beautiful women, I’m not so sure.

Say what you like about this quintet of British girls (and a lot of musical snobs do), but I would argue that – pound for pound – the catalogue of Girls Aloud is up there with the best pop music of the last fifteen years, and Something Kinda Ooooh is one of my long-standing favourites in their collection.

It’s an uptempo three-and-a-half minutes, with a catchy chorus, a memorable bass line, and – in the accompanying video – fast cars and bedroom eyes. Seriously, what more are you looking for in a pop tune? Sure, the lyrics are typically throwaway fluff, but (for me, at least) words are not a particularly important component of the genre.

Yes I know, it’s not The Beatles or Beethoven, but then… it doesn’t try to be. It’s not progressive, and it isn’t reinventing the wheel either. What it is, however, is a great pop song that ticks all the right boxes and hits all the right beats along the way. Pop music is supposed to feel uplifting and Something Kinda Ooooh is about as good an auditory anti-depressant as you can get.

Medical Degree Inbound…

I bought this. Now, you can see quite clearly on the front of the box, what it does. To a layman (as most of us are) this is all you require, a handful of easy to understand words. Nothing more is really needed.

And yes, I’m glad it doesn’t affect my make-up.

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Inside, on the information sheet it says this:

EYE SPRAY – Please read carefully before using this product.

All right, fine. Cool. I’ll do that. This is what it says:

Eye spray assists in cases of dry eye sensation and helps to lubricate and moisture the eyelids. It relieves the discomfort of dryness, foreign bodies, burning and itching on the eyelid.

Hyaluronic acid, in the form of sodium hyaluronate, is a biological polysaccharide with the same molecular structure of the intraocular fluids and because of the viscoelasticity and hygroscopic capability, can significantly improve the tear film stability. The application of sodium hyaluronate at ocular level enhances hydration and reduces the risk of the sensation of dry eyes which is frequently associated with contact lens wear.

The tear film layer is formed by apolar lipids, polar lipids, small quantities of free fat acids, sterol esters, free sterols, and phospholipids. These form the interface between the acqueous layer of the tear film and the hydrophobic apolar lipids. The formulation specifically contains phospholipids and fat acids which tend to simulate the lipidic composition of the tear film.

The combined action of phospholipids and hyaluronic acid is therefore stabilizing and has the capacity to maintain and restore stability of the tear film, ensuring moistening of the exposed cornea-conjunctival surface and uniform disposition of the covering tear film.

The hyaluronic acid, as a mucus mimetic, has the capability to simulate some of the properties of the natural tear mucin to restore stability of the tear film.

The Matricaria chamomile extract is particularly advisable for the periocular application, where vitamin C, alfa-bisabolol, guiazulen, camazulen and farmesen, are required as anti-inflammatory, which are present in that extract.

Got that? Good.

Friday Fiction Fixes #10…

Catch-22 by Joseph Heller – 1961

hellercatch-bigI think I may have missed the joke with Catch-22, or at the very least, the punchline, but I’m willing to accept that I may have been the problem rather than the novel. I knew when I read it that it was regarded as a classic, but I just didn’t get it… whatever it was. It’s a darkly comic novel, and obviously humour is very subjective, but it did nothing for me. In fact I found it quite boring and overly long.

I think my issue was two-fold. Firstly, it is set deep in World War II, and that time period was not something I knew a lot about or could relate to in any great way, especially when I read it, in my early twenties (which is the second problem). I reckon if I had given myself another decade of that mysterious ‘life experience’ I may have found some more value in the prose that was missing to me at the time.

It would be easy for me to simply give the book a pass because it is a classic, but that wouldn’t be fair. However, having said that it’s probably one of the few novels I didn’t enjoy first time round that I would consider going back to for a second chance.

Of course, the phrase catch-22 came from the book (not the other way around, as some people think), so like it or loathe it, Joseph Heller – with his debut novel no less – stamped his place in history, and you can’t ask for much more than that.

Tuesday TV Testimonials #10…

The Two Ronnies (1971 – 1987)

988350e77e6ef36374a6a79c9168b098The Two Ronnies (the television show) is a British institution, and the two Ronnies (Barker and Corbett) are held in high regard in their own right as well, each having appeared in and produced comedy gold sitcoms independently of the other.

But, no matter what else they did or who else they worked with in their long and storied careers, it is their joint partnership that they will be remembered for above all else. Whenever I saw them appear on screen alone, my initial thought was always to wonder when the other guy was going to show up.

The Two Ronnies was a comedy sketch show – a format that was very popular in the seventies and eighties, but that seems to have disappeared off the map completely in the last couple of generations. Whether Barker was finding humour in his love of wordplay; or Corbett was meandering his way through a simple joke in his comfortable chair; or they were both dressing up as women and singing, as at the end of many episodes, The Two Ronnies was a great example of light entertainment done right.

It’s easy to be cynical and think that they were simply thrust together because they shared a forename, but the truth is, it was obvious that they were great friends as well as partners. Their chemistry was transcendent and dare I say, very rare in the world of television. They are often compared to Morecambe and Wise – the other popular British double act of the seventies – but in my opinion Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Corbett are the best comic team that Britain has ever produced. The Two Ronnies provided me with a lot of laughter growing up, and I miss their special kind of magic.

To end, here is one of their most well-known sketches.

Monday Movie Mentions #10…

Little Shop of Horrors (1986)

Little_Shop_Of_Horrors_PicThere aren’t many musicals that I enjoy, as it’s not a genre that usually speaks to me, but this is one of the few that I can always make time for. Unsurprisingly, musicals live or die on the quality of their songs, and one bland number can ruin the whole experience and take you right out of it, but Little Shop of Horrors is filled with great tunes, and there isn’t a damp squib in the whole movie. If I know every word to every song in your musical, you must be doing something right.

Every one of the performers – from wide-eyed leading man Rick Moranis in his romantic pursuit of Ellen Greene; right down to her boyfriend, the abusive and sadistic dentist played by Steve Martin, and the great cameo by Bill Murray as the dental patient who loves getting the drill – plays up to the complete inanity of the plot by playing their parts straight down the middle at all times.

Little Shop of Horrors never takes itself seriously, and let’s be honest, it would be difficult for it to do so: after all, it’s about a talking, man-eating plant, with a penchant for singing sixties soul… speaking of which, here’s one of the best songs from the movie, which not only showcases the great music, but also the fantastic puppeteering skills on display throughout, which in my opinion, looks far more realistic than any CGI that could have been used in its place.

Sunday Song Suggestions #10…

Surfin’ Bird – The Trashmen – 1963

The sixties produced some great music, and is certainly one of the most influential decades in the history of sound… but then, in 1963 it also produced the once heard, never forgotten Surfin’ Bird, a song that has been kept alive in popular culture over the last few generations through film and television. Full Metal Jacket and Family Guy, I’m particularly looking at you.

I would say that it doesn’t sound like anything else, but of course it very much does, as it’s a cross-pollination of Papa Oom Mow Mow and The Bird’s The Word, both released by The Rivingtons the previous year, but neither of those versions have the anarchic and unhinged feel that this does.

Some purists may deny its application to even be considered a song, and there’s a valid argument for that opinion, because Surfin’ Bird is timeless nonsense at its very best. I won’t even pretend that the lyrics are anything other than complete jibberish. Surfin’ Bird is both genius and terrible at the same time, and I think if it was written and released today it would still be a big hit, as it parades that rare kind of fun and childish appeal that never really gets old.

If and when an alien ship crash-lands on Earth, I reckon Surfin’ Bird should be the first song we let them hear. If they decide to stay after that, well I guess they’re as nuts as we are.

Friday Fiction Fixes #9…

The Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkien – 1955

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My copy… before the sun got to it.

All right, this is probably where I lose a few of you, but I’ve had an illustrated hardback edition of The Lord of the Rings sitting in the back window of my car for the past few months, where it’s been battered by the unseasonably warm summer we’ve had. It really is quite a beautiful book… well, it was.

Normally I take care of my books – even the ones I don’t like – but that speaks to how little I cared for this one I guess. No, wait – that’s a little unfair. I certainly appreciate the depth of it and I know the work that went into writing it was substantial, but unfortunately the story didn’t do anything for me.

Perhaps some of that is down to the fact that I’ve never been a great fan of fantasy (I could probably count on one three-fingered hand the amount of novels from that genre I’ve read in my life), and the rest may be that I didn’t read it until I was in my thirties, at which point it probably loses at least a fair chunk of its mystique. It was treacle for me, and took me well over a year to get through it, but I did eventually get to the end, although I was admittedly on auto-pilot for the last few hundred pages.

I know people who love The Lord of the Rings though, and I’m well aware I’m in the minority here. Oddly however, I do remember watching the animated movie with fondness during my childhood, so it’s not all bad!

Tuesday TV Testimonials #9…

My Secret Identity (1988 – 1991)

MSI03I think most people will have a fondness for certain TV shows from their younger days that they don’t really remember all that much about. It’s like a protected nostalgia. You know – shows where most of the details are gone, but there’s just something (for some reason) that your memory clings on to. My Secret Identity is one of those shows.

Other than its catchy (yet cheesy) theme, the basic premise of the show, who starred in it, and the fact that I distinctly remember enjoying my time with it, I couldn’t break down any episodes for you with any real degree of accuracy. Hell, it’s only recently that I found out it was Canadian. I could easily lie to you, hit Google, and tell you all about it, but you can do that yourself if you really want to, and besides, that would defeat the purpose.

It’s hard to believe Jerry O’Connell signed on for this kid’s show a couple of years after his turn in Stand By Me, yet here we are. He plays a teenager who trips down his basement stairs and into a photon beam which – in true comic book fashion – bestows him with super powers that he manages to find a use for in every episode.

If you have never heard of it, or just want to remind yourself of its (admittedly eighties) charm, here’s the pilot episode. It actually holds up surprisingly well.