Only my mother – who has somehow reached sixty-three with her naivety intact – could buy this Christmas jumper and not recognise the intrinsic euphemism emblazoned across it…
Take it back mum; take it back now.
Only my mother – who has somehow reached sixty-three with her naivety intact – could buy this Christmas jumper and not recognise the intrinsic euphemism emblazoned across it…
Take it back mum; take it back now.