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A Brief Review…

2012Despite everything – and somewhat ironically – writing-wise, 2012 was a good year for me. I completed an overhaul of my Deep South drama novella, The Ballad of Martha Brody; I finished the revision of my horror novelette, Replay (which is to be published early this year by Dark Prints Press); and in the dying moments of the year I even managed to close the door on the redraft of Bleeding Outside the Lines – possibly my most ambitious short horror story to date.

And that novel is edging ever closer to the finish line too… So yeah, all things considered, not too bad. Fingers crossed for 2013.

Happy New Year, folks! I hope all your dreams come true – even the silly ones that only you believe – and those resolutions to stop smoking, lose weight, get fitter, and be nicer, go unbroken.

Festive Thoughts…

HospitalAs profoundly dismal as it is to wake up on Christmas morning in hospital – with the crudely placed tinsel decorating the ward; and the thought of the dry, flavourless turkey you will eat later that day – there’s something a little more depressing about taking your first few breaths of the new year from beneath the sheets of your single cot.

I wonder if there’s a countdown over the PA system, and if the doctors and nurses sing ‘Auld Lang Syne’.

Goodnight, folks.

2012: RIP. See you on the other side.

Bucket List…

FacebookI have been threatening to do so for some time, but this morning – for a number of reasons – I finally got rid of Facebook. It has its uses, and it has been very handy for me in the past, but lately the pros have started to be outweighed by the cons, and I don’t have the time or inclination now to come up with any more excuses to use it.

And you know what? It feels like a liberation.

Next…

It’s the End of the World as We Know it…

…and I feel fine. Well, mostly.

So, the Mayan apocalypse is happening later on this week – Friday, to be exact. We’re all going to die. Yes, that means you. No Christmas presents, no turkey meal with all the trimmings, and no festive repeats on TV… so it isn’t all bad.

But if you knew that underground bunker everyone talks about was going to do the trick, what three things would you take with you? I’ll start:

  1. My stories
  2. Tyra Banks
  3. My imagination

No, really.

Doctors Always Want Your Pants Off…

Jerry Seinfeld was right about that.

Needles too. Doctors love needles. Seems they want to stick you with one every time they see you. Maybe every prick is commissioned.

Anyway, next time, I’ll just go commando. It will save a few awkward moments after the handshake.

It would be worth it just to see the look on his face, don’t you think?

Anyone For… Greco-Roman Wrestling?

Well, the Olympics have started, and I’ll be honest – I love it. The opening ceremony was a bit of a drag, and when they wheeled out Muhammad Ali, I did squirm just a bit. Shame. The guy is a sporting hero, but his appearance in London didn’t feel – or look – quite right. When he lit the torch in Atlanta in 1996, that was fine, because that had significance, with the civil rights connotations and all that jazz, but this just felt contrived. Still, the guy did add a touch of class to a typically British spectacle…

I’m a bit of an Olympic geek, it must be said. You can often find me sitting down and watching sports I only ever really take an interest in every four years. I mean, who knew archery could be exciting? Or handball? Or beach volleyball? No, wait… we always knew that was a keeper. But no matter how much I get into these sports, my interest in them won’t spike again until Rio in 2016… and what do you know, we’re back at beach volleyball again.

Right now I’m watching floor gymnastics. I can appreciate the skill, even though it’s still a little funny to watch well-built guys running around in skin-tight leotards. Later, it’s boxing… with women! It’s an Olympic first. Fair enough, there is no mud or jelly or pillows involved (I don’t think), but if you can’t get excited about two chicks beating each other up for medals, you should check your pulse.

And these days, with digital television, it’s even better. Beijing 2008 was never like this (fine, I was late to the high def revolution, okay?). Press the red button, and if the sport is happening right now, you can watch it. How cool is that? You don’t have to wait for the BBC anymore: you’re in control. It’s amazing.

Right, what now…

What a Way to Make a Livin’…

I started a new job a few weeks ago – you know, the kind of job that pays the bills, not writing.

Like my previous post at BT, it is office-based – with a bit of driving thrown in for variety – and (thankfully) it allows me the time to get some words down during my day. I don’t really know how I would manage a full-time job and still find the energy to sit down and commit to the story once I got home, and had been fed and watered.

I’m glad I’ve never had to answer that question, and long may it continue. Otherwise I may forget I’m a writer and get sucked in to the daily grind of the nine-to-five.

Know When to Fold ‘Em…

I knew I was going to be in the casino on Friday night, but I had no intention of playing in a poker tournament, mostly because I didn’t fancy staying until the early hours of the morning… but having arrived there at 7.57pm with an 8pm start, I figured it was a good enough sign and bought in anyway. I’m easily swayed when it comes to poker, you see.

It was a rebuy tournament though, which I generally stay away from as I usually don’t play well under that format. I always think it creates a much looser game than the style I like to play. So, as expected, I lost my initial £10 quicker than I would have liked and grudgingly bought in for another… because I was just damn unlucky that time. That’s what I told myself anyway.

A few hours later I was in for a total of £35, and – despite having to leave the table for twenty minutes unexpectedly when there were only eleven players left – I came third and left the casino with £300. So sometimes, it seems, spontaneity takes home the spoils.

And you never know, maybe I can fall back on my poker skills if this writing stuff doesn’t work out.

A Quick Rant…

I have been a tennis fan for many years, so it annoys me when people who aren’t interested in tennis – who don’t actually care about sport at all – jump on the Andy Murray wagon just because he is Scottish (or British, if you want to play that card). Then these same people get annoyed when I have a go at them for not knowing what they are talking about. And if I even have the audacity to suggest that Federer will probably take him down in four sets today, well, somehow I’m being anti-British and not supporting the home-grown talent. It’s strange. It couldn’t possibly be that I actually think Roger is the better player…

I have no beef with people who follow tennis and want Murray to win for reason beyond the fact that he was born in Dunblane – it’s the ones who couldn’t pick him out of a line-up that I take issue with. I just don’t understand them.

It’s the kind of blind patriotism that is more than likely a pre-cursor to what we will see when the Olympics roll into town in a couple of weeks – when people who haven’t watched sport since they were knee high to the proverbial will suddenly become far too interested in archery and synchronised swimming, just because Britain has some guy or girl competing for last place – but if this country of sixty million gets more than eighteen gold medals, I’ll sew my lips together.

So yeah, I’m sure Murray will put in a commendable effort at SW19, but… better luck next time.

What Happens OnTour…

…stays on tour.

And it is probably just as well it does.

I saw a lot of sights in Malaga that the brochures had not detailed, drank enough alcohol to scare even the most hardened alcoholic, and laughed so hard at the requisite visit to the strippers on Saturday night, that my throat is still recovering four days later. Yeah, those girls sure know how to use a belt.

People are strange. A guy stopped me outside a bar and said: “Charlie?”, which I thought was a little odd as I had never met him before, so I said: “No, Brian,” and walked on. He seemed surprised. But then the next guy he spoke to did speak to him, so I guess his name was Charlie. Small world, eh?

So yeah, a lot of new experiences… and I have never seen that done with a test tube before.